Technical Support: Brazzers

Image: Fernando Botero, Mujer Llorando 02. This is my conversation with Brazzers sales support. I needed to get my much needed subscription back. I missed that subscription, man. I thought I could live without it, but when I knew that I couldn’t, Ryan helped me get back on track. Sometime soon, I’d like to work this into a story. For now it is raw. Listen along with the recording, or check out this chat log: 7:45:14 p.m. Ryan: Hey Blake, this is Ryan, supervisor in Sales. […] 7:48:22 p.m. Ryan: It was 59.94 for a year, beginning of September/ 7:48:26 p.m. Ryan: ? 7:48:30 p.m. blake: yeah 7:48:34…

Sad Breakup Story (boo-hoo)

Play the recording while you read for full, dramatic effect. Suzanne measured the doorframe by spreading her arms out in front of her. She knew the dryer would fit, but she had to make herself feel more comfortable about it actually making it through. She couldn’t remember when it had was moved into the house. If it made it through the frame then without scratching it up, it would obviously make it now. She could not remember when they moved in. Was it May or June? How many people came with them to help move the appliances? She remembered that they hadn’t done…

[Didn’t Make the Cut] Spooky Mouth Man

When I try to write something, I usually end up writing a lot of stuff that is really unusable. I figure the best thing would be to start sharing it. Here is a haunting scene from an upcoming thriller. The scene is pretty b[r]ad. Johnny ran but he couldn’t run fast enough. The mouthless man was after him, and he was gaining ground. Johnny tripped on a tree-root, the silly boy. The mouthless man jumped on him, and he was yelling inside his hollow face, “MMOOO OOO MMM OO O OOOO.” Johnny boy was really freaking out. The guy had…